Intentionally mess up “hip” phrases to make me seem older and annoy the kids.
“Oh yes, I am quite the fan of turning up, thank you.“
“That quiz was major fire emoji kids!“
“Can you please stop talking to your baefriend for a moment and pay attention? Thank you."
"The author is very heart eyes emoji for that narrative technique."
"Swap emails with your group members, poke them on Snapchat whatever it is you kids are doing."
"Hashtag there’s a quiz on Friday. So hashtag study and hashtag email me if you have hashtag questions”
Posted this a year ago; still doing this.
