procrastinationinsteadofgrading:

mrawesomepants:

maradyeries:

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife. And then the murders began.

Mr and Mrs Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. And then the murders began.

In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. And then the murders began.