advanced-procrastination:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ayellowbirds:

mbtiguy:

sarlione:

my-little-ninja:

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:

finncessmana:

kasaron:

safetybunny:

critical-perspective:

copperbadge:

the-real-seebs:

gremlinblender:

rudebiboy:

d&d setting where all the elves use too many apostrophes because they talk with a southern accent, featuring the magical sword y’all’d’ve

@the-real-seebs

demon: WHO WOULD HAVE DARED STAND AGAINST ME?

elf: I’d’ve.

demon: Wait is that your name or are you just saying you would have?

elf: fuck.

elf: you.

elf: We come from the land of yer mom’n’em. 

Man ‘at ol’ dang ol’ Uruk-Hai man takin’em dang’ol hobbits up yunder t’Isengard tell ya what man.

@cryosession

yes

@renegadebusiness

I haven’t seen @kasaron s addition before

@mbtiguy BRAD THE BARD?

WHO THE FUCK IS WATCHING MY DND CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT?!?!?!?!

listen i’ve been wanting aggressively southern elves since at least the year 2001 you have no idea how glad i am to see this post with so many notes.

“Y’all take this here Hobbit back where’s ya found ‘im and go ‘long now”

@bax16