tfw your mother tells you you’re an awesome, kind, loving person who’s exceded her expectations time and time again

and

tfw she continues with “I’m sure you’ll find someone soon, you’ll be such a good mother”

capitalvice:

ruffaloon:

omfg my mom dropped her iphone in the toilet so she fished it out and desperately yelled ‘SIRI I DROPPED YOU IN THE TOILET WHAT DO I DO’ and siri replied ‘Tara, you have 28 events in July. That’s a lot.’ and then died

#more dramatic than romeo and juliet

raggirare:

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eqqhime:

why are some people’s sketchbooks so prefect and pretty like mine is literally like an unfinished drawing here, a badly drawn circle, a cookie crumb ??, a drawing of what, communism? and what the fuck is on tHIS page