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Teen Boat: an Epic

solosud:

turntechgoddamnitt:

so I was in my high school library when I found this fucking book

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the angst of being a teen… the thrill of being a boat

it’s literally animorphs but he turns into a fucking boat i’m

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he doesn’t even turn into the boat he just kinda folds inside of one

doctor this is the worst case of yaoi hands we’ve ever seen

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and if you think this is bad wait until you see the concept art for his transformation

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option 1) he turns into the Crabman. he ejects into the stratosphere

option 2) HIS NECK FUCKIN SNAPS AND HIS NOSE EXTENDS TO BECOME THE MAST I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A CHILDREN’S BOOK

teen boat also has a diverse cast of characters including

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mary columbus sue, a european exchange student. exotic

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Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way

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is that fuckin eminem

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Not-How-Trousers-Work Girl

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PUT IT. BACK

yes she is eating a whole babbage

and then there’s also the point in the book where the tone does a complete 180

excuse me what the fuck

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Is… is that dr. Black Jack in the last page?

did-you-kno:

In May of 1947 Floyd wrote from Johnston Atoll in the Pacific: 

“Hi honey, just a few lines from this lonely blue sailor of yours. Miss you darling and so in love with you.  … Honey, I’ll sure be glad when I get out of this. It sure isn’t for me, though at one time I thought the Navy was pretty swell. That was before I fell in love with the sweetest girl in the world.“

“Love you my dearest and want you so. Vi, I heard our song this evening and it sure did make me homesick for you. Honey, did you ever get a record of it? I certainly hope so as I want to listen to it and have you in my arms at the same time.”

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