sussexbound:

fancypants-qc:

sadiene:

mentalgrunge:

daftpunk-delorean:

dangerouslyasexual:

naamahdarling:

microbewrangler:

princess-fluffybutt:

sassyhiddles:

grimdarkcarnival:

missingdinosaur:

methroid:

do actors get boners while making sex scenes this is one of the things i’ve wondered my whole life

Idk if you actually care for the answer, but they have to put their dicks in little sleeves that attach to the leg so if they get a boner it just get held down.

that sounds like a garment that should be sold everywhere and considered polite if not mandatory to wear, like bras

Omg I can’t

As a guy I second this.

If I have to wear a titty sling because there might be an event where it becomes chilly and my nip noops become visible through my shirt, people who have a peenor should be expected to wear a peenor sling in case there is an event where a gentle breeze occurs and their peenor becomes erect.

I kind of feel like if we’re gonna do that we should go all-out and they should be IMPOSSIBLE to size, VERY expensive, flimsy, and made of uncomfortable, itchy materials.

And the little ones should have cute designs but the big ones only come in white,black, and tan

and there should be a company that sells them called Victor’s Secret, that has uncomfortably large, close-up photos of enormously-endowed male “angels” stuffed into their gorgeous little pouches spread all over every mall and TV channel, which changes societal expectations on penis size as a whole, so that men who don’t have incredibly large penises feel impossibly inadequate and feel compelled to make up for it by spending a fortune on overpriced penis pouches as a way of compensating.

Then Victor’s Secret should be sure not to actually carry any of these garments in the sizes that they advertise, so that only modestly-endowed men have the privilege of being seen in the shop, which is the type of place that simultaneously clamors for huge dicks, but refuses to cater to them in any way, leaving everyone involved vaguely uncomfortable and slightly ashamed.

This is legit one of the best posts I’ve ever found on tumblr.

VICTOR’S SECRET

WHERE HAS THIS POST BEEN ALL OF MY LIFE?

I am honestly so glad this is back on my dash.

hinatas-smile:

More Haikyuu + BNHA! 

Nishinoya’s quirk is “Thunder Deity”: with a blow of his breath, he can create thunderclouds! By himself the clouds he produces rain like normal, but when he has different ‘flavors’ of breath, he can make the clouds produce different things! For example, if he chews wintergreen flavored gum, his clouds can produce snow, or if it’s cinnamon flavored, be prepared to be doused in some of that spice! This inevitably makes him a chewing gum expert and hoarder so when the situation arises, he can create the most useful type of ‘weather’ on the spot! His favorite way to demonstrate his skill is with his move “Rolling Thunder,” where he performs a somersault and then blows a cloud into existence! 

(BOI i’m actually really happy with what I came up for Nishinoya–for a while I was a bit stuck on the whole ‘lightning’ idea because of his Rolling Thunder move, but then I remembered his other title as a ‘Guardian Diety’, and then I thought about lightning/thunder and protecting, and this thundercloud breath idea was born… originally I just meant for this quirk to help act as a ‘cover’ for when his teammates make a mistake and need quick saving, he can suddenly create a ‘fog’ that would help them escape, but eventually it spiraled into this..) 

Other characters:
Yamaguchi  Tsukishima  Hinata  Kageyama  Suga  Daichi  Tanaka

marzipanandminutiae:

feels-for-the-fictional:

satanpositive:

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

I have been waiting for this post all my life.

They are indeed purple,
But one thing you’ve missed:
The concept of “purple”
Didn’t always exist.

Some cultures lack names
For a color, you see.
Hence good old Homer
And his “wine-dark sea.”

A usage so quaint,
A phrasing so old,
For verses of romance
Is sheer fucking gold.

So roses are red.
Violets once were called blue.
I’m hugely pedantic
But what else is new?