madmints:

kasaron:

edwardspoonhands:

hoiplatapolloi:

gifsboom:

Perfect magnets

Fun story: One of the first things I was taught as an astronomy student is that, if you want to be a dick to someone giving a presentation, ask them “and how do the magnetic fields play into this?” and they will invariably say “fuck you I don’t know” because no one understands magnetic fields they are black magic.

Originally posted by fencehopping

Magnets are pure bullshit.

Pure utter bullshit. Electromagnetic forces somehow outstrip gravitic forces in strength by an obscene factor, for no reason I can comprehend and it bothers me.

I love magnets

How are you lgbt?

librarianpirate:

saphire-dance:

totally-a-wizard:

rollonlikeariver:

sigistrix-elric:

ciphercoyote:

whitecoltproductions:

kitswulf:

viridian-sun:

shiftingpath:

sagedarkwoods:

arukou-arukou:

ineptshieldmaid:

sixth-light:

tielan:

lettersfromeleanorrigby:

everyworldneedslove:

tisfan:

samurljackson:

squeeful:

timberwolfoz:

samjohnssonvt:

madmaudlingoes:

when-it-rains-it-snows:

tawghasa:

ecto-gammat:

aromanticguzma:

hufflepuffskeepmovingforward:

thisisntgoodbi:

wolfpurplemoon:

naamahdarling:

boymercuryx:

thelisp:

nerdymouse:

floorbananamotherfucker:

randomnerdaspirations:

benjibright:

a4f101:

mugglesofficial:

I sent an application in and got accepted

I got in through one of those recruitment drives they keep holding

I collected the box tops and turned them in. Just paid separate shipping and handling.

I forgot to uncheck a box when I was installing something.

i found a rainbow ticket inside a chocolate bar

A bird flew up and handed me a letter. 

I was the one billionth customer.

Sorting hat.

went into a home depot on Pride weekend and it was a door prize

like, weird, but okay

I forgot to install an adblocker and got a pop up on a website that congratulated me on being LGBT

I successfully forwarded a chain e-mail to ten LGBTQIA+ friends in the allotted amount of time.

It was hidden in the extra fees on my phone plan.

Scratch off tickets

Kinda got stuck on my cable bill one month

It’s one of the benefits included in salary packaging

Honestly it just followed me home? It’s not like I fed it or anything it just showed up and never left.

Found it tucked into the back of a library book.

weird contaminants in the stream, that one campout.

It was in the sauce at the Bunnings sausage sizzle.  Or maybe the onion.

I downloaded the app.

i deleted the (different) app. best mistake i ever made. 😀

I woke up one morning to find the queerfairy had visited.

A friend gave it to me as a “happy divorce” present.

Melissa Etheridge gave me a toaster.

God sent an angel and the glory of the Lord was upon me.

One of those really fancy Christmas crackers. All my sister got was a wine charm, hah. 

Imbalance of the humours

I was caught in a magnetic storm from space and emerged with LGBTQ+ powers.

I entered a faery ring at the summer solstice. You know how it is.

bitten by a bisexual. after the next full moon I emerged genderless and queer; also possibly a werewolf

A magician asked me to pick a card, any card, and I got an ace of queers

Ancient forbidden martial arts technique.

Secret Santa.

Bitten by radioactive gaytor.

I slipped on some ice and landed on my back as the central pivot in a gay gang bang.

Won it on and scratch off ticket.

I made a pact with a gay dragon and now have wizardry and also am very gay.

I got lost in Bi-Mart when I was a child.

The goblin king stole my brother and all I got was this bisexuality and a t-shirt.

did-you-kno:

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He had schizophrenia. He didn’t recognize her. She did everything she could to connect with him, but he refused treatment, medication, food, or new clothing.

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Eventually, he said to her: “Diana, I am so sorry for not being in your life. I am so happy that you have a family of your own now. Do better for them…

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… Don’t worry about me or what everyone says about me. If you want to make me proud and happy, be there for your family the way your mom and I never were. Stop trying to save everyone…just worry about yourself and your family. And don’t forget why I named you Diana, you are the light within the darkness.” So she refused to give up.

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After suffering a heart attack, he agreed to get help and slowly took control of his own life.

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One day he suddenly called her to invite her out for coffee. Later that afternoon, she wrote on her blog: “I feel like I just met my father for the first time today.”

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“I struggled to reconcile my feelings toward my father’s absence in my life, while continuing to care deeply for him and other homeless individuals.”

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“Over time, I learned to navigate through my feelings of desperation and became more vocal in my community about my father’s condition and what it’s like to watch a loved one battle mental illness.”

He is now doing very well, and they are rebuilding their relationship from the ground up. “So long as we are alive in this world, every day is an opportunity to take hold of that ‘second chance.’ There is no failure unless you give up, and he never gave up. And I haven’t given up on him.”

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