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Commissioner Gordon is the best Batman character, and I will allow no argument on this matter.
Damn right. He’s ALWAYS known.
Something that annoyed me in The Dark Knight Rises (One of the many things that annoyed me) was Gordon being fuckin SHOOK that Batman was Bruce Wayne because like…
Bruce Wayne
Is very obviously Batman
Hell in a recent issue of Snyder’s All Star Batman, Alfred flat out says that MOST people in Gotham (The ones who aren’t so fuckin weired they dress up like birthday clowns or like they’re off to see the wizard) probably “Know” that Bruce is Batman but it’s just that Bruce has made it impossible to PROVE it so no one can do anything legally and anyone who tried to print it would get sued for libel/slander so fast their head would spin so everyone just has to kind of…PRETEND they don’t know for sure
Gordon knows Bruce is Batman
Gordon’s probably always known
Like
Bruce Wayne’s parents are killed by a criminal
Bruce Wayne inherits LOTS OF MONEY
Bruce Wayne dissapears for over a decade
Bruce Wayne comes back and suddenly someone is beating the shit out of criminals using high tech gadgets only someone with lots of money could afford
And tech that looks suspiciously exactly like the tech that gets designed by Wayne Enterprises, the company Bruce Wayne now owns
Even Inspector Clouseau could join the dots on this one
Okay but reblogging this again because…
If you headcanon or take it as given that a large section of the population has that figured out, including Bruce’s socialite ‘buddies’ because like… they know how many kids he has… they know how many bat sidekicks there are… the time when Bruce suddenly gets a new kid corresponds very closely with when a new Bat kid shows up…. they know.
So if you take that as given, but then think about him putting on his ‘Brucie’ face at parties and to the public, and think about all of those other rich people just freaking like… playing along???? trying not to laugh at his nice act if they’ve ever seen his ‘batman’ voice???? totally confused as to how he does that with his voice?
And secretly they’re like “omg fucking batman came to my party last weekend!”
“He was on my yacht!”
“No wonder the Riddler tried to crash our charity event – Bruce actually RSVP’d as coming!”
“Well he didn’t show up.”
“Didn’t he though?”
And like…
“so which one of those kids is the red one and with one is the robin?”
“Do you mean Red Hood and Red Robin or regular Robin?”
“How many kids does Bruce have now?”
“Didn’t one of them die? The numbers don’t add up.”
I just realized this blog turned 1 a while ago. This is the longest I’ve kept up an art blog! I actually gave up on my art a few years earlier, but then took it up again with this crazy little tumblr and the change in my work still blows my mind a little. A year ago, I really thought it wouldn’t make a difference; I thought I’d just be stuck in the same rut. For anyone who is still struggling with their creative work, keep practicing and don’t give up! This is For Real advice and especially meant for those who aren’t able to go to art school or who don’t have any kind of art mentor. If you put in the work and you have the passion to do it, change will happen and who knows what will come your way!
Big thanks to everyone who’s still been following and anyone who’s just joined. My work is still evolving and I’m glad you’re on this wild ride with me.
…Damian “Don’t Patronize Me or I’ll Break Your Face” Wayne in teeny tiny shorts and his friend’s shirt that is too big may be the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
(from Superman #21 preview by Tomasi, Gleason, Gray, and Kalisz)
Alfred: *after Bruce found a girlfriend* I’ve never been more proud of you for anything in your life.
Bruce: I’ve defeated countless criminals and kept the streets of Gotham safe.
Alfred: and yet crime has continued
I meant to get this done in March and of course it didn’t happen. But, Dick’s got so many birthdays, I figured I could post it whenever.
And when in doubt, always consult good ol’ Al





























