pidgewife:

I’m gonna write a fic on it but guys Kenma is SO BAD when it comes to letting people know where he is.

Like on multiple occasions he’ll decide to just get on the train and go with only his phone, earbuds, and 3DS or somethings and he won’t let ANYONE know. ITS TERRIBLE BECAUSE WHERE ARE YOU GOING KENMA??? HE DonT KNOW! THERE GO DAT BOI!

one time when he just decided to get up and go for like the whole day he forgot that they had practice that morning so when kuroo appeared at his house he was giggity gone and he wasn’t answering any of his calls or texts and the only people who had access to the tracker on his phone was Kenma’s parents who were confidently in bora bora for the weekend so it took 37 phone calls 14 email and a Karasuno coach intervention to get through to the parents. Come to find that this doofus wasn’t even in Tokyo anymore. This dude was on the country side. In a whole nother prefecture??

Hinata and the caw crew caught up with him shortly after prompted by kuroo blowing their phones up and when Kenma got back to Tokyo he was in some deep doo doo

Like kuroo was blazing like he was livid

“sO WE JUST LEAVE NOW?? wE dONT ANSWER CALLS NOW??”

“Idk chill I was just going to the park-”

“iN MiYaGI??”

Long story short Kenma was grounded and now the Nekoma, and Karasuno have his tracker info. Tragic kid.