talesofascrewup:

uniquely-khaotic:

accras:

A woodpecker hitched a ride on the side of this man’s car during a rainy day in Chicago.

Cute but I woulda lost it 😂

Lmfaooooo the way the bird closed its eyes when he said “you’re beautiful” had me weak.

Alfred: *after Bruce found a girlfriend* I’ve never been more proud of you for anything in your life.
Bruce: I’ve defeated countless criminals and kept the streets of Gotham safe.
Alfred: and yet crime has continued