fxvixen:

so i found out today that the kind of owl that akaashi is supposed to be– rufous-legged owl according to the wikia–  makes loud cackling noises

that’s right my guys, akaashi cackles, probably obnoxiously 

pidgewife:

I’m gonna write a fic on it but guys Kenma is SO BAD when it comes to letting people know where he is.

Like on multiple occasions he’ll decide to just get on the train and go with only his phone, earbuds, and 3DS or somethings and he won’t let ANYONE know. ITS TERRIBLE BECAUSE WHERE ARE YOU GOING KENMA??? HE DonT KNOW! THERE GO DAT BOI!

one time when he just decided to get up and go for like the whole day he forgot that they had practice that morning so when kuroo appeared at his house he was giggity gone and he wasn’t answering any of his calls or texts and the only people who had access to the tracker on his phone was Kenma’s parents who were confidently in bora bora for the weekend so it took 37 phone calls 14 email and a Karasuno coach intervention to get through to the parents. Come to find that this doofus wasn’t even in Tokyo anymore. This dude was on the country side. In a whole nother prefecture??

Hinata and the caw crew caught up with him shortly after prompted by kuroo blowing their phones up and when Kenma got back to Tokyo he was in some deep doo doo

Like kuroo was blazing like he was livid

“sO WE JUST LEAVE NOW?? wE dONT ANSWER CALLS NOW??”

“Idk chill I was just going to the park-”

“iN MiYaGI??”

Long story short Kenma was grounded and now the Nekoma, and Karasuno have his tracker info. Tragic kid.

Teen Boat: an Epic

solosud:

turntechgoddamnitt:

so I was in my high school library when I found this fucking book

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the angst of being a teen… the thrill of being a boat

it’s literally animorphs but he turns into a fucking boat i’m

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he doesn’t even turn into the boat he just kinda folds inside of one

doctor this is the worst case of yaoi hands we’ve ever seen

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and if you think this is bad wait until you see the concept art for his transformation

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option 1) he turns into the Crabman. he ejects into the stratosphere

option 2) HIS NECK FUCKIN SNAPS AND HIS NOSE EXTENDS TO BECOME THE MAST I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A CHILDREN’S BOOK

teen boat also has a diverse cast of characters including

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mary columbus sue, a european exchange student. exotic

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Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way

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is that fuckin eminem

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Not-How-Trousers-Work Girl

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PUT IT. BACK

yes she is eating a whole babbage

and then there’s also the point in the book where the tone does a complete 180

excuse me what the fuck

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Is… is that dr. Black Jack in the last page?

buckyforcap:

glumshoe:

absynthe–minded:

glumshoe:

I pretend to be complex and clever but in reality, nothing has ever made me laugh harder than those bad Chinese subtitles from the bootleg Lord of the Rings DVDs. Tears streaming down my face, core aching, slowly suffocating because I’m laughing too hard.

also (because one can never have too many of these)

and my personal favorite:

I somehow forgot to add my own favorite, which is this one:

I also appreciate the ones that really change the tone and suggest that the characters openly loathe each other…

and this one, which gently encourages self-care:

listen you guys forgot some important ones