
this is all I have energy for. I’m a failure I’m so sorry 😀
Just so you all know, the rain on this 4th of July is King George III’s tears @linmanuel

I hate this
You could say this both ways and it would still mean the same
Logically, I know the answer to this is not “wing-flap roar” and yet…
OMG everyone I know the ACTUAL story behind the gif this time!
Yes, it’s in Australia– that’s a big angry goanna that wandered into a popular restaurant. All the Australians in the vicinity went OH FUCK NO and cleared off, because goannas are mean.
The waitress you see there is a French exchange student, who was quoted as saying something to the effect of “I thought it was a weird ugly dog” and had no idea it was a reptile that wanted to rip her arms off. She’s been hailed as a hero who saved diners.
Australia is a fucking weird place
What the fuck typa dogs they got in France?

Bat-Eared Fox (Otocyon Megalotis)
how do i unlock this dog
that scientific name means eardog bigears