8 year old me: what the fuck I said I wanted toys
me now: *crying* thank you.. thank you sweet christ my feet are always so cold.. so very very cold
Tag: lol
Even though I know it’s not true, I can’t shake this thought out of my head… It keeps coming back to me… What if escalators were invented before stairs
“greg what if we just… turned them off?”
“melanie don’t be ridiculous”

akaashi’s current concern is that he wants to increase his physical power level
to over 9000
Fun game to play:
Is it Jason Todd or Shiro from Voltron
I don’t know if you ever established what kind of relationship Kuroo and Kenma have in the wizard Tooru AU but I assume they’re at least really good friends. So I can imagine them telling each other about their days and Kuroo being like “yeah Hajime was reaaaaaal excited about my pointy teeth” and Kenma just says “Tooru blew us up. Twice.”
[sees post that makes zero sense]
“wtf the fuck…?”
[sees another post that makes zero sense for the same reasons]
“oh, it’s a new meme.”
My ability to proofread increases by 1000% after I hit “Submit”.
this is often because when you’ve submitted something (like fanfiction to ao3) it will be in a different font, size and framing than in your word processor. The text will look different in the new environment so your brain stops skipping what looks familiar (like a typo that has been there since the beginning).
So, tip: revise your work in a different font and size. I guarantee you’ll catch more typos and mistakes than otherwise.
For all my writers (ones I follow and the ones that thankfully follow me)
I always re-read everything before posting as a draft on AO3, and I literally sometimes rewrite entire sections of fics that I hadn’t thought about twice while editing in Google docs.
It’s not just grammar/spelling, either, I find looking at it on another page and in the way it’s going to appear once posted helps me analyze for clarity/wording as well!





