Me trying to do anything in life
i was rooting for him but đđđ±
Tag: lol

Was modeling poetry for my students today. The poem ended up having the word âsuccumbâ in it.
Kid in the back: Miss, what does that even mean? Cause Iâm thinkingâŠ
Me: *bracing for inappropriate commentâ
Kid in the back: âŠlike, suction cups and cucumbers?Â
Me:
‘how kafkaesque’ i say waiting in line at the taco bell. you think im talking about the alienating bureaucracy of waiting in a single file line for food premade in another state but actually im talking about the dead cockroach in the corner
90s babies weâre getting old
i donât want to talk about it

@ everyone saying it wasnât a UFO
1) itâs unsure what it was
2) it flew
3) what the fuck do you think UFO stands forNEW FAVORITE POST
#anything can be a ufo if youre bad enough at identifying things
Some of you guys are so nice and sweet! Some of y’all? Demons


