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“How much did I drink last night?!” (via gallowboob)

communism jokes aren’t funny unless everyone gets it

jamie-illustration:

PMS life. 👓

Local tax collectors hate him!!

dorotheian:

insomniac-arrest:

Man takes tax evasion to a whole new level: house won’t stop fucking moving

….It’s either that or he pays taxes for each address for his different aliases, to make them seem more real. Go big or go home! Either way he’s bamboozling the account books. Or something.

know the difference

land-of-shitposts-and-sads:

thegmsighs:

It has come to my attention that many people mistake wyverns for dragons, so here’s a post to help you remember

Dragon: 4 legs, 2 wings

Wyvern: 2 legs, 2 wings

Drake: 4 legs, flightless

Wyrms: long snake like body with no appendages, can also appear as a traditional Chinese dragon with 4. Legs and no wings yet can fly

Amphithere: 0 legs 2 wings, can be feathered

Lindwurms: 2 legs, 0 wings, long body

Luck dragon: 4 legs, no wings, can fly, long body, furry with dog like face

Komodo dragon: 4 legs, no wings, real

Bearded dragon: 4 legs, 0 wings, often kept as pets

as a person passionate as fuck about dragons, i stand by this post

please understand

Hey! Your art is so cute! And the art challenge is so cool I couldn’t resist myself so can you do Oikawa 25. Step on a Lego? :) Have a great day and continue drowning in iwaoi hell (with me!)

dorkishdorkish1905:

the child was punished

naydeity:

i Had to redraw this

also

buttergin:

forsciencejohn:

deducecanoe:

congragulation:

“sherlock 1800s au”

[narrows eyes]

There’s a fantastic fic writer who’s quite prolific in this area. Sixty stories already! I don’t know if they’re doing any more. Their username is ‘Arthur_Conan_Doyle’ but you have to google their stuff. They don’t put it on ff.net or AO3 or anything like that. Real awesome period piece type stuff too. They get all the little details right. It’s amazing.

he hasn’t updated in like 86 years i think these fics got abandoned =(

I heard he actually started hating it, like, a lot. He wanted to be known for writing about like… plants? science? something like that. who knows tbh