if there’s one thing i’d like for you to take away from the filler episodes, its the fact that shino….names all his bugs

Ok. Ok. Hear me out: birds. With pants on

iguanamouth:

notcuddles:

iguanamouth:

Just One Bird

FRIEND or FOE?

(This is the mascot of my alma mater – a buff, sweatshirt wearing seagull looking for a fight)

yuumei-art:

I haven’t done the dishes in a week and when I finally picked up the kitchen sponge I noticed that life… uh… finds a way…

cultof-aphrodite:

Me to my skin: we’re adults now, let’s act like it.

thehoff0204:

https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/parking.png

darksilveraster:

pine-and-cavill:

Chris Pine plays kiss, marry and kill. Chrises Edition.

the correct answer now i’m picturing Chris Pine three times widowed wearing his black veil and his fur coat

mirahxox:

mellowmodesty:

wow this is fucking historic as fuck i can’t believe im seeing this

fucking love

red-makes-art:

stuffingbuttsandstuff:

Honestly, me too.

This has the same energy of the dash cam video of the Russian dude just lowering his sun visor to block the light of the exploding meteor thing a couple years back.

tobiohchan:

#distressed drama queen doing the distressed drama queen dance

The German Creation Story

Day 1: On the first day, God created “warum”.
Day 2: On the second day, God created “wieso”.
Day 3: On the third day, God created “wozu”.
Day 4: On the fourth day, God created “wofür”.
Day 5: On the fifth day, God created “weshalb”.
Day 6: On the sixth day, God created “weswegen”.
Day 7: On the seventh day, after being satisfied with his creation of SIX different ways of saying WHY, with pretty much the same meaning, God rested.