futureevilscientist:

confession: in the Russian alphabet, the letter х is pronounced like a hard h so whenever I see a phrase like “Sorry for your loss xoxo”, instead of hugs and kisses my brain always briefly interprets it as  "Sorry for your loss HOHOHO" like some jolly Santa Schadenfreude laughter there

ruspeach:

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Мало кто знает, что нормальная температура кота – 38/39 градусов. Иногда пользуюсь этим чтобы прогулять учёбу. Люблю своего кота.

Few people know that the normal temperature of a cat – 38/39 degrees. Sometimes I use this to skip school. I love my cat.

кто [kto] – who
кот [kot] – cat
градус [gradus] – degree

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