shitpostingg:

alexan-drite:

shitpostingg:

alexan-drite:

alexan-drite:

alexan-drite:

alexan-drite:

shitpostingg:

alexan-drite:

shitpostingg:

alexan-drite:

shitpostingg:

alexan-drite:

i did It. i fucked Up so badly. how did I even ACHIEVE such a Fuck-up.

MY DUDE

im gonna try to glue it back 

Im praying for u my dude

update: the glue worked but now i have another problem

The Fuckening: Pt 2

time to see if its fixed

ok…..gonna take it out now

THE FUCKENING: HARD MODE.

BOSS BATTLE

alexan-drite:

image

it worked………………,,

image

the fuckening: the holy finale

pyramidslayer:

i-gwarth:

arielmh:

“We are more than a bit concerned with the Benihana egg trick called for in the script. I’ve tried it and can only get it 1 out of 4 tries, and I’ve seen Benihana chefs flub the manoeuver when they have an entire grill as target. Mads has to crack his eggs into a 8-inch diameter skillet. The props Master calls his guy. The Production Manager calls in his guy. I call my guy. On the morning of the shoot we have 8 dozen eggs and 3 Japanese chefs with their hands made up to be hand doubles.

 I guess I don’t have to tell you that when Mads arrives on set, he just tosses an egg up in the air and the egg breaks on the spatula. No problem. Unbelievable. I insist it was a lucky fluke but he does it again. I accuse him of practicing when I wasn’t looking but he laughs (as if he has time to practise egg-cracking between scenes) and tells me he was a juggler in his youth.” [x]

And here we all thought we’d have a million outtakes of Mads flubbing the egg trick…

What the hell kind of test tube did this man walk out of?

i think i finally understand what kojima sees in him

arundelo:

piratescarfy:

there was a disastrous performance of Macbeth at the Old Vic by Peter O’Toole and apparently there was this one part in the play one night where a Servant comes in and should say “Your wife, my lord, is dead” but what ACTUALLY happened was

Servant: …My wife, my lord, is dead.

Macbeth: Well, what about my wife?

Servant: Oh yeah. She’s dead too.

Macbeth: 

Servant: There’s a lot of it about.

This is like a Monty Python skit.