polysexualplant:

Making art is such a wonderful experience. Here are some of the thoughts I have while creating:
• AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
• I am an inadequate talentless being
• this tiny unnoticeable mistake ruins the whole drawing
• I tried to fix the mistake and I made everything worse
• oh god what have I done
• :^(
• I am garbage and is so is this drawing
• I am suffering™

did-you-kno:

did-you-kno:

Reasons why this is crap:

1. It starts out easy enough, and then the you realize the past tense of ‘lie’ is also the present tense of ‘lay.’   

2. Once you lay a book on the desk, it isn’t laying there. It’s lying there.

Even after all that, you think you’ve got it right, but then…

NOPE. Because…

3. When you go on vacation, you spend your time lying on the beach, not laying in the sand – unless you’re doin’ the nasty, in which case you would be ‘laying someone in the sand’ (and getting sand all up in your… you know).

AHHHHHHGHGHGHGH! 

Go home, English. You’re drunk.

One more thing … If you’ve been trying to teach your dog to ‘lay down,’ but she just stares at you like you’re an idiot, she’s probably a Grammar Nazi.

Originally posted by soyens

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HAPPY NATIONAL GRAMMAR DAY, TUMBLR!

Always remember to know you’re shit.

kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd:

you know what’s always bugged me? when a character is faced with some magical two headed being or some shit and one always lies while the other tells the truth and to figure out which is which the character’s like “which one of you is the liar” or something like bruh literally all you gotta do is be like “what’s two plus two” one of them’s gonna say four and the other one is gonna say 83 or some shit. there you go. answered. go on with your magical quest to defeat david bowie. 

slytherin-stud:

blinkpen:

shapeshifting is the best super power because you can have any haircut any time you want, you can turn into a hotter version of yourself, you can turn into a dragon, you can turn into a robot, you can turn into a shambling mound of abstract shapes and sulk outside your estranged father’s house at night while chanting ominously about his sins,

This took a weird turn, but I’m still on board