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rider-waite:

pastel-hutt:

tally-art:

Only the subtlest metaphors on this Tumblr.

This works as a metaphor for children but also it works perfectly well when played totally straight because horse people are actually like this

it literally took me three solid readings through this to realize that it wasn’t necessarily about horse people, because they are exactly like this

scaliefox:

that-one-sinammon-roll:

writing-prompt-s:

While cleaning your attic, you find a box of glass balls with names on them. You accidentally drop one, and as soon as it shatters, a person appears.

“Dude,” your brother said as he opened the door to the attic. “Stop breaking stuff.”

I love these clever subversions of fantasy writing prompts to give them an mundane punchline.

They give me life.

tastefullyoffensive:

We deserve this punishment. (via whack_)

itbemattheuu:

fuckyeahassortedstuff:

FOR KIDS

I JUST REWATCHED THIS MOVIE

HOW DID I MISS THIS

DAMMIT

DAMMIT

DAMMIT

erinye:

just-shower-thoughts:

What if we found out that T-rex’s actually moved around like kangaroos?

humankind would have not survived

k009:

alcieart:

frosttxt:

bokuto is the type of person who would shove two volleyballs down his shirt and ask everyone in the area if they like his tits and if they want a squeeze
kuroo is the type of person who would squeeze

thanks for the idea

I’m sorry

craziiwolf:

What he expected: a cringy smile.
What he got: a cringy smile, but the good kind.

obi-one-drop:

rhube:

bastardlybrendan:

fuckingrecipes:

facts-i-just-made-up:

I spent like 15 hours on this.

*impressed slow clap*

This was ridiculously pleasing to read out loud.

This is a legitimately fine poem. I say so with my BA in English and Philosophy and my PhD. It’s DAMN HARD to write something like this. Be impressed, yo.

This is A+ poetic structure

powells:

Keeper of the Lost Cities by Shannon Messenger

“This is such a good book that grownups will steal it from you. (It happened to me.)” — Addison, age 9

meladoodle:

*doesn’t undo laces and almost breaks ankle trying to get shoes off* it’s… faster.. this way..