Favorite Thing To Do #65

windycityteacher:

windycityteacher:

Intentionally mess up “hip” phrases to make me seem older and annoy the kids.

“Oh yes, I am quite the fan of turning up, thank you.“ 

“That quiz was major fire emoji kids!“ 

“Can you please stop talking to your baefriend for a moment and pay attention? Thank you." 

"The author is very heart eyes emoji for that narrative technique." 

"Swap emails with your group members, poke them on Snapchat whatever it is you kids are doing." 

"Hashtag there’s a quiz on Friday. So hashtag study and hashtag email me if you have hashtag questions”

Posted this a year ago; still doing this. 

the-devious-faery:

vandigo:

prokopetz:

vandigo:

prokopetz:

gizensha:

prokopetz:

wisdomofstark:

prokopetz:

Today’s aesthetic: the one illustration from the original The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past instruction manual that makes it abundantly clear that Link is a briefs man.

Would you mind posting this picture?

Surely briefs would be lower hanging than the amount of… leg… that image reveals?

He’s either wearing a thong or freeballing in this game…

Quite possibly. However, some men’s athletic briefs can be very high-cut, so we can’t conclude with 100% certainty that LttP Link is going commando.

Flesh toned tights, maybe? That would hide any showing briefs, but nothing that would go lower.

Are you suggesting that Link is wearing pantyhose?

Thats exactly what I’m suggesting.

alternatively:

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cowboybibos:

alisettas:

A ella le gusta la gasolina (dame màs gasolina!!) 
Como le encanta la gasolina (dame màs gasolina!!

fidefortitude:

vintar:

i used to get self-conscious over the smallest things but friends let me tell you that today i had to smuggle a furious 8ft python onto the bus during the school rush and not a single person noticed. not one. if people don’t care enough to notice a shopping bag writhing and seething with barely-contained reptilian hatred then i promise you that no-one will pay any attention to that blemish you’re fretting about or how you’ve done your hair

this is extremely concerning and also very reassuring, thank you and please stop bringing pythons onto public transportation 

princess-of-positivity:

Just a warning for those who aren’t aware: the porn bots on here are becoming out of hand, and are now starting to reblog people’s selfies and are actually adding sketchy links along with sexual captions. I think, until this problem is fixed (let’s hope it will be), it’s probably wise you don’t post any selfies if you don’t want your face being on a porn blog, especially if you’re a minor. Take care!

thesarcasticenglishteacher:

procrastinationinsteadofgrading:

bax16:

paintedcowboy:

silveris:

I keep telling people Texas has its own pledge right after the US pledge

???? 

@bax16

Yep, it’s a thing. Personally, I don’t like either pledge, cause it’s kinda creepy to make lil kids pledge their loyalty to a symbol like that, and it makes it hard to have conversations about the good of the country when they grow up thinkin that any kind of criticism is automatically unpatriotic. Also, that one “under God” line in the Texas pledge did not used to be there when I was in school. First time I heard that when I started workin for the school system I was quite honestly more than a bit weirded out. But, it is how it is, I guess

I do like the Texas pledge better though

Texas is like the America of America

As a Michigander in Texas, I still think this is weird af.