open rp

bird-i-love-it:

ts-ariel:

yiffinq:

fucjkinfg:

yiffinq:

fucjkinfg:

yiffinq:

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light sat down, sighing, “why is my life so boring?’ he sighed, “i need some entertainment…”

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“i can help with that!” austin yelled, approaching light

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“who are you…?” light asked, “what are you…?’

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“im austin…” the kangaroo boy said with a sly wink

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light blushed “h-hi… Im light yagami…” why was his pulse so fast? he felt sick. what wascoming over him. he was normally so cool. but with austin…

STOP

NO KEEP G O I N G

poetry-protest-pornography:

davetheshady:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

theimancameron:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

drst:

jenniferrpovey:

bemusedlybespectacled:

darkrainbow13:

George Takei was so excited to do this shirtless episode. He spent all his free time doing push-ups for a week before they shot this.

they were going to give him a katana and have him be a samurai, but he didn’t want to be stereotypical, so he told the execs that he could fence and they wrote in references to the three musketeers instead

he could not, in fact, fence

he spent the weekend before shooting learning how

Not only that, but he found he liked fencing, kept it up, and became a master fencer.

When I had the privilege to hear him talk at AwesomeCon 2015, he informed us he is a master fencer. It was a very clear implication that he is still fencing at his advanced age. No wonder he’s so healthy.

He had far too much fun with this episode and it shows.

Hikaru Sulu, our first Space Pirate.

Reblogging for all this cool trivia

And also for George Takei running through the Starship Enterprise with a sword and cackling sinisterly

Reblogging for ALL of this, and for the coolness of George Takei still kicking butt with a sword to this day!

Reblog if you trust George Takei with a sword to protect you

“In the end, [Takei] loved his sword-fighting scene so much he held onto the rapier for several hours, poking stage hands with it and engaging in mock duels off the set.” – IMDB’s trivia

I love George Takei. So much.

setheverman:

i’m getting messages like “i’m sorry about what happened in sweden last night” and i’m sitting here like “???? what happened????”

turns out trump had a speech where he talked about terrorism and said “You look at what’s happening last night in Sweden… Sweden!” but nothing actually happened here and our government is now trying to figure out what he was talking about ????? ? ? ????? ? ?????????????????

mademoiselleseraph:

optimysticals:

prettyflyforajeskai:

unconventionalwitch:

zabchan:

the-musical-cc:

angelrin89:

true-king-of-monsters:

luxy-lightning:

thestrangedaysofkrei:

knitmeapony:

28weekslaterhater:

knitmeapony:

ravenclawslibrary:

smurflewis:

DONT ASK ME THIS, THIS IS HOW THE TROJAN WAR STARTED, I DONT WANT THIS MAN

Right away, Aphrodite popped into my head.

And then I’m just like, “DAMMIT, DID YOU LEARN NOTHING FROM PARIS? YOU ARE AN EMBARRASSMENT, AND NOW ALL THE TROJANS ARE DEAD. I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY.”

If you are ever actually in this situation, pro-tip: name Persephone.  Half the goddesses will be too surprised to smite you immediately and while Hades won’t do you any favors he may at least high-five you while your on your way down.

Another tip: name Mesperyian. Not only will you shock everyone, including her (since Aphrodite was a jealous ho who burnt half her face off), but you’ll win Hades’ favour. As his most beloved daughter, anything that praises her will make you a kind human to her, an okay human to him, and a genuinely good person to anyone else.

I heartily endorse this alternative answer.

I love how all of this advice leads to “please Hades at all costs.”

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#because Hades really wasn’t that bad

No shit. The only real villain that caused so many problems was Zeus’ Thunder Cock and that thing has been in Olympus-knows-what. 

ZUES’S THUNDER COCK

To be fair, Poseidon was like the greek mythology personification of the phrase ‘BITCH, FIGHT ME’

reblogging for BROseidon and FIGHT ME

@mayhemdoll lol

Broseidon, King of the Brocean

This just keeps getting better.

I’m imagining all the Greek goddess asking me who I think is the most beautiful and I say the Norse goddess, Hel, is.

Aphrodite yells “She doesn’t even go here!”

0yongyong0:

part 2  

This came into my mind after reading “Requiem for Damian”…and  recently

I saw the varient cover of Nightwing#16 which Dick and Damian  stood

together just like the old days,so I decided to draw this.  Please ingore

the bugs>< it’s a little bit “abstract”,I think…
The story is about…every time,when Dick was seriously hurt,he would  

see a desert and a little boy dressed in white,wearing a piece of  white

cloth,standing at there,far from him,but got closer each time  they

met.So,it’s like “the bridge to Hell”,but in desert.
Damian’s soul keep pushing Dick–who tried really hard to get hurt so  he

could see the little boy–back to the real world,because Damian  doesn’t

want him dead.
And as for Bruce,why he could see Damian after he fell  

asleep……well,maybe because he’s Batman?So…that’s all.
Happy Lantern Festival,everyone~~~!

Teen Boat: an Epic

solosud:

turntechgoddamnitt:

so I was in my high school library when I found this fucking book

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the angst of being a teen… the thrill of being a boat

it’s literally animorphs but he turns into a fucking boat i’m

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he doesn’t even turn into the boat he just kinda folds inside of one

doctor this is the worst case of yaoi hands we’ve ever seen

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and if you think this is bad wait until you see the concept art for his transformation

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option 1) he turns into the Crabman. he ejects into the stratosphere

option 2) HIS NECK FUCKIN SNAPS AND HIS NOSE EXTENDS TO BECOME THE MAST I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A CHILDREN’S BOOK

teen boat also has a diverse cast of characters including

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mary columbus sue, a european exchange student. exotic

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Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way

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is that fuckin eminem

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Not-How-Trousers-Work Girl

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PUT IT. BACK

yes she is eating a whole babbage

and then there’s also the point in the book where the tone does a complete 180

excuse me what the fuck

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Is… is that dr. Black Jack in the last page?