
by Loryn Brantz
“you’re so polite!” thank you i have anxiety
that show you have every intention of watching and you are 100% confident that you’ll love but you refuse to watch right now because its not the right time.
#THE STARS ARE NOT IN POSITION TO WATCH THIS SHOW
me: [leaves word document open because i’m writing later tonight]
me: [is fucking lying to myself]
thick thigh struggle is when you can’t ever get too attached to a pair of jeans even if they’re you’re favorite the constant friction of your thighs rubbing together are going to make holes in the crotch and destroy them. say goodbye pal.
Thick thigh pro: men are so fascinated by the warmth that accumulates between your legs.
i dont care about men i paid for those jeans

Me in the morning.
What the hell is that thing supposed to be?!?!?!?!
Me. In the morning.