this is the best twitter story i’ve seen in ages
Tag: …well…
SOMEBODY SHARED THIS WITH ME & OUCH IM LAUGHING SO HARD BUT AT THE SAME TIME IM HURT
pro-tip for my younger followers: adulthood is cleaning your bedroom because the electrician is coming and you don’t want them to know how you live
I feel so attacked right now
Why’s it called a blowjob when you suck not blow?
It was originally called a belowjob, standing for ‘below the belt’ But because people are shit at English, the two words sound the same, so over time it became known as Blow and not Below.
Damn
FACT OF THE DAY FOR MY FUCKING FRIENDS
Thank you this has bothered me.
“Hey mom guess what I learned today”
i love it when youre drinking citrus drinks and you cant feel your tongue and your entire face starts sweating its so cleansing
my doctor said im allergic to citrus
test 