“you can’t be tired,” chortles a middle aged family friend, “you’re young!”
“really??” I exclaim. I had no idea. my exhaustion lifts off my shoulders, the bags under my eyes disappear. I no longer need sleep, due to my invigorating youth. I Am Free.
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Don’t talk to me or my 87 open fic tabs ever again

Putin “taking notes” during Obama’s speech.
If obama was speaking I’d do the same thing
While it’s very possible he’s doodling, let us not forget that Russian Cursive apparently looks like this:
So it is very possible he just has messy handwriting (look at how he’s holding the pen) and is in fact taking notes.
Or he could just be doodling.
I’ve never seen Russian cursive and now I can’t stop laughing.
This kind of thing is why cursive is a horrible idea.
Russian doctors notes written in cursive. Pretty sure Putin is actually taking notes.
My eyes….
i guess their writing looks like they were rushin
STOP
My sexual orientation is straightto the computer when I wake up

THIS HEADLINE IS EVERYTHING
Congratulations to the goddess of tennis!!!
You know her baby will never hear the end of it. “I was Pregnant with your dumb ass and STILL WON the Australian open…….
Akabsjdndjdn 😭😭😭😭😭
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HAPPY EARTH DAY, TUMBLR!
Don’t forget to take care of Earth, because it’s the only planet in our solar system that has wi-fi.

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時空転抄ナスカ (1998)Uh no that’s fucking Malcom in the Middle don’t lie to me













