Tsukishima: I searched everywhere.
Kageyama: What?
Tsukishima: I looked through hundreds of files.
Tsukishima: Searched through my text messages.
Tsukishima: I even searched my wardrobe.
Tsukishima: But I still couldn’t find where I asked for your opinion.
Kageyama:
Tag: …well…
imagine getting mugged on the way back from a convention where you bought a figurine of your favourite anime girl
gimme your waifu or your laifu
then u get stabbed with their knaifu
All according to keikaku
(keikaku means plan)
If I were the mugger id kill you all.
me, a writer, staring at one sentence for 10 minutes straight: i don’t know what’s wrong with you but i don’t like you
it’s important to master blood magic and necromancy, so you can make use of the whole body
environmentally sustainable black magic
Remember, Necromancy is really just Advanced Recycling
reduce -> reuse -> reanimate
90s babies we’re getting old
i don’t want to talk about it

The Twitter account ‘50 Nerds of Grey’
creates humorous tweets that combine
nerd culture with dirty lines from the
best-selling erotic novel. Source









