penyworth:

i was sitting in the emergency room for like 2 hours and there was this drunk guy who started saying racist shit against turkish people so my father almost started a fight with him and then this fucking 8-year-old with a burst eyebrow whispered “end him” while this other woman kept reading the bible to her son 

the best part was seeing the look on the racist man’s face when the doctor came out wearing a hijab

durnesque-esque:

grendinator:

michigrim:

the Ohio/ohayo pun probably dates back to an incident in 1945 where U.S. Marines deployed on occupation duty were greeted with Ohayo, wherupon the Marines began to yell out the names of U.S. States

Japanese civilians: “Good morning!”

American soldiers: “Minnesota!”

We’re kind of assholes. Pun-fueled assholes.

gamerphobic:

marauders4evr:

Finally!

We get to see Belle’s signature dress!

There’s nothing else like it! That design, the texture, the way it puffs out but manages to be elegant and regal!

Look at these cosplays!

Those are just cosplays!

Disney’s pouring 160 million dollars into this remake!

So tell me, Mickey, how did you and the gang manage to recreate the signature yellow dress?

…Ah.

she looks like a banana tree