isn’t it weird how with some people you never run out of things to talk about but with others it’s like you always end up talking about the weather
Tag: …well…

“What about the woman screaming?”
“Yeah sorry, that was me,” he said. “I really, really hate spiders.”
What did you all do today
I fucked up repeatedly
Nice same
the worst thing about taking naps is you expect to wake up afterwards feeling well-rested but instead you feel like you died and you forget who you are
I guess that settles that.
Nicole is going to steal your fucking organs
me as a journalist: HOLY SHIT Things Are Fuck



