yescabbageguystuff:

@scribblekei I’m giggling so hard right now. I love bad jokes. All this talk of green reminded me of two of my personal favorites: “What’s green and has wheels? ….. Grass. I lied about the wheels.” And “What’s green and invisible? …. This cabbage (as I hold out my hand like I’m holding a cabbage).”

LMAO!!! More people need these jokes, so I’m shamelessly reblogging XD

“I lied about the wheels” !!! You BASTARD! You lying BASTARD! (<- Carlos’ voice [”gay or european”])