I pretend to be complex and clever but in reality, nothing has ever made me laugh harder than those bad Chinese subtitles from the bootleg Lord of the Rings DVDs. Tears streaming down my face, core aching, slowly suffocating because I’m laughing too hard.
also (because one can never have too many of these)
and my personal favorite:
I somehow forgot to add my own favorite, which is this one:
I also appreciate the ones that really change the tone and suggest that the characters openly loathe each other…
So, uh. Would people be receptive to a haikyuu tech startup au? Cuz like. I can totally see Kuroo and Kenma forming a startup (Kuroo is an engineer you can’t stop me hoho) like for video games or something. And Tsukki gets a degree in computer science or embedded systems or something and Kuroo catches wind of this and is like HEY TSUKKI WANNA JOIN OUR STARTUP and Tsukki doesn’t really have anything better to do (and Yamaguchi is like DO IT I HAVE APP IDEAS) so he’s like yeah sure and it turns out that he and Kenma work really well together. (Maybe we can complete the rebellious hip youngster trio and get Kunimi in on this too, I dunno.) Kuroo, while a genius, is constantly breaking their build or introducing bugs because he keeps making careless mistakes like forgetting to null check or something. And Kenma and Tsukki eventually learn to just assume it’s Kuroo if there’s a major bug. (There’s a git command called ‘git blame’ and it lets you see who made what changes to the codebase and well they don’t really need to use that anymore.) And like Yaku and/or Daichi get in on this because Kuroo probably roped them into it. Yaku does more UI stuff or something. Daichi helps with process flow. Maybe he sets up a continuous integration server and manages the build. Idk but he and Yaku also seem like they could be engineers too. They pull in Yamaguchi for beta testing because he gives really good feedback and he’s always like “so when you have the time I have this app idea” and they eventually get this huge backlog of potential projects and work on multiple things at a time. Actually they use Bokuto for beta testing too because they wanna make sure their stuff is user friendly. Bokuto is no idiot, but he’s not good with technology so he’s a decent representative for the “common man” (also he wants to help his friends out because he’s a good guy like that). Also probably Lev and Hinata do that too. Akaashi eventually helps them out with like business/legal stuff (maybe he eventually teches himself to code and helps out with development or unit/functional testing or something; to me he’s the type of guy that can go into whatever field he wants and be successful- he’s smart and adaptable like that). I could go on but this is already long and I’m really sorry if there’s some jargon in here that makes no sense but I’ve been thinkin about this and had to get it out.
futakuchi has been adequately chilled… just kidding, he unplugged the fridge to get in there. akaashi has learned to keep a closer eye on him from now on
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